Hey Little Johnny

(album: To You With Love, Donny - 1971)

Let me tell you 'bout the worst little boy in school
Just loved breaking the golden rule
He's always got mischief on his mind
Stays in trouble, y'all
All the time

Hey, little Johnny
Whatcha gonna do next?
You'll be coming to school
The worst little pest
Hey, little Johnny
Whatcha gonna do?
The whole neighborhood is talking 'bout you

Thought you had the teacher fooled
But yesterday, she caught on to you
Copying your homework from Mary Jane
You had to stay after school and do it over again

Hey, little Johnny
Whatcha gonna do next?
Johnny coming to school is the worst little pest
Hey, little Johnny
Whatcha gonna do?
The whole neighborhood is talking 'bout you

If you don't stop throwing those spitballs
You're gonna flunk yourself again this fall
If you ain't pulling some little girl's hair
You got your pet frogs jumping everywhere

Hey, little Johnny
Whatcha gonna do next?
You put a bad apple on the teacher's desk
Hey, little Johnny
What'cha gonna do next?
You put some gum on the principal's chair

Hey, little Johnny
Whatcha gonna do next?
You'll be coming to school
Is the worst little pest
Hey, little Johnny
Whatcha gonna do next?
The whole neighborhood is talking 'bout you