Mick Jones Nicked My Pudding

(album: Turn Up That Dial - 2021)

Someone's always out to piss on your parade
Someone's always ruining your day
You gotta beware, there's strange ducks out there
I'm telling you, it's all I gotta say

Yeah, never mind singing about police on your back
You're a shady geezer looking for a snack
You might think someone's cool, till they play you like a fool
Put the spoon down or you'll get a smack

Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone

Life ain't always fair when your hero breaks your heart
I was really in denial from the start
I owned all his records, he didn't even care
The least he could've done was share

Resentment it's a killer, that's all you gotta know
To forgive a living legend is the only way to go
But he really wasn't sorry, I may have seen him laugh
As he ate the tasty treat on my behalf

Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone

Mick Jones you must've been high
You stole pudding from another guy

Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone