Rather Be Single

(album: Honkytonk Revival - 2021)

Why in the world do these country girls
Keep breaking this old boys heart
Get me all revved up, then leave me in the dust
And stealing all of my Carhartt
Running off to find some other guy
With a wall of bigger deer and bass
Well, maybe it's time to switch up the vibe
'Cause if opposites attract

I need a little blonde bombshell, never left the city
Cleaned up, shined up, painted on pretty
Never seen a lake or caught a fish a day in her life
Who doesn't love burning down a dirt road fast
Can't stand a tee with no sleeves attached
Hates a bit a smoke, never had a cold Bud Light
Hey, if that's true, if that's my type
Then I'd rather be single for the rest of my life

Maybe if I try some of that advice
My fridge would have a little more beer
And when I filled up the gas in my truck
It wouldn't seem to disappear
I'd spend a lot less nights having drunken fights
Over who the best George is
I should bid adieu to them daisy dukes
But I just don't know what the hell I'd do

With a little blonde bombshell, never left the city
Cleaned up, shined up, painted on pretty
Never seen a lake or caught a fish a day in her life
Who doesn't love burning down a dirt road fast
Can't stand a tee with no sleeves attached
Hates a bit a smoke, never had a cold Bud Light
Hey, if that's true, if that's my type
Then I'd rather be single for the rest of my life

I could search this county line to line
For a girl with jeans that ain't worn like mine
Could ask around, but even if I tried
I don't know where I'd go to find

A little blonde bombshell, never left the city
Cleaned up, shined up, painted on pretty
Never seen a lake or caught a fish a day in her life
Who doesn't love burning down a dirt road fast
Can't stand a tee with no sleeves attached
Hates a bit a smoke, never had a cold Bud Light
Hey, if that's true and that's my type
I'd rather be single for the rest of my life

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