White Ugliness

(album: Lumpy Gravy - 1968)

[Louis:] Grrr . . . Arf arf arf ar-ar-ar-ar-ar! Teeth out there, and ready to attack 'em. . . I had to fight back and hit 'em, like . . . you know . . . hit 'em and hit 'em and hit 'em, and . . . kick 'em and kick 'em and . . .
[Roy:] Did they get on top of you?
[Louis:] No, I fought so back, hard back, and, it was . . .
[Roy:] Hard back?
[Louis:] White!
[Roy:] White?
[Louis:] Yeah, white ugliness
[Roy:] Did it have teeth?
[Louis:] And it was two, it was two boogey-men along the side of, we were . . . already blocked in, so I had to . . . I had to kick, I had to fight to f-four or five boogey-men in front of me . . .
[Roy:] Then . . . but maybe he can turn into . . . I wonder if he could maybe be [?]
[Motorhead:] PFFFT!
[Louis:] Yes, [?] vicious
[Roy:] I don't know, those po . . . I heard those ponies are really vicious!
[Louis:] I know . . . but, I know they're vicious, but they . . .
[Roy:] Their claws!
[Louis:] He d-d . . . he doesn't have to be able to do it
[Roy:] They get on top of you, and they just tear you apart
[Louis:] I know . . .
[Roy:] Tee . . .
[Louis:] Scars over here, see, scars right here. Yeah . . .
[Roy:] Teeth to limb! Teeth to limb! I mean, toe to ta . . . man, I hope they don't get him
[Louis:] Ponies! I-i-if-if, if . . . is . . .
[Roy:] Was it white? Are you sure it wasn't w-white, I mean, uh, black, or . . .
[Louis:] Well, I think they're white, but I was too scared to notice their physical . . .
[Roy:] Gold or something?
[Louis:] I was too, I was too scared to no . . . n-no . . . uh-no . . . uh-notice their physical, ahh . . . appearance, 'cause they . . . they-they were attacking me!
[Roy:] They were?
[Louis:] Yeah, they were . . . they were attacking me!
[Roy:] What were they doing to you?
[Louis:] Well, they were . . . they were like, they were . . . coming and surrounding me 'n everything else, and they were attacking me and I had to fight back, fight, fight and fight back and . . . pick up sticks . . .
[Roy:] Pick-up-sticks?
[Louis:] Yes, pick up sticks, you know?
[Roy:] I used to play that game, Pick-up-sticks
[Louis:] Me too, did you ever play that game?
[Roy:] Yeah!
[Louis:] Yes! That's funny! HA HA HA!
Anyway, come back to the horse . . . back to the horse? To the pony
[Louis:] HA HA HA HA! Now . . .
[Roy:] Anyway . . .
[Louis:] Yes, pony, or . . .
[Roy:] President . . .
[Louis:] Or pope, I dunno, ah, I dunno . . .
[Roy:] I don't know . . .
[Louis:] Something down there is dangerous.
[Roy:] Could be a cigar or something
[Louis:] Yeah . . .
[Roy:] A cigar?
[Louis:] A cigar? Naw, you're insane, come on!
[Roy:] Nohhh, no . . . I remember when I was a . . . no I don't remember. Those were the days!
[Louis:] Boy, you must spend all your life down here!
[Roy:] That was before the days of those horses
[Louis:] Yes, before the days of the . . . all the . . . ow-uh . . . ponies or boogey-men or something, what's out there
[Roy:] But then there was a . . . what was it there? No pimples?
[Louis:] No, positive
[Roy:] Sure!
[Louis:] Positively
[Roy:] You had to have 'em.
[Louis:] Naw, naw . . .
[Roy:] You've got one right in your nose right now!
[Louis:] HA HA HA HA! Scrtch-ch-ch! Scratching them . . .
[Roy:] Boy, I'm getting tired, man. We should go . . .
[Louis:] Oh, yes . . .
[Roy:] We should go to sleep
[Louis:] Oh, yeah . . .
[Roy:] I just hope he comes back . . .
[Louis:] Yes . . . Listen!
[Roy:] I think I'll pray for him
[Louis:] I think I'll join you
[Roy:] You do yours and I'll do mine . . .
[Louis:] Okay . . . HA HA HA HA!
[Roy:] And we'll hope for the best. HEH HEH HEH!
[Louis:] HA HA HA HA HA! God, God bless Motorhead
[Roy:] Now I lay me down to sleep . . .