Rhymin' Man

(album: Broadway The Hard Way - 1988)

[includes quotes from The Twilight Zone Theme (Constant), Marche Funebre (Chopin), Mission: Impossible (Schifrin), The Untouchables (Riddle), Mississippi Mud (Cavanaugh/Barris), Happy Days Are Here Again (Yellen/Ager), Entry Of The Gladiators (Fucik), Havah Nagilah (trad.), Hail To The Chief (Sanderson/Scott), La Cucaracha (trad.), Frere Jacques (trad.), My Sharona (Fieger/Averre) and Hallelujah I'm A Bum (McClintock)]

Rhyming Man,
Tall and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Play your hand
Rhyme on this rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

They say when Doctor King got shot,
Jesse hatched an awful plot,
Dipped his hands in the Doctor's blood,
'N rubbed his shirt like playing with mud
Looked around for all the press,
Said: "Check me out, my name is Jess!
I'll be known from towns 'n farms
Doctor King died in my arms!"

Rhyming Man,
Tall and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Play your hand
Rhyme on this rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

A few years later, legend says,
Rhyming man made a run for Prez
Farrakhan made him a clown,
Over there near Hymie-Town
Said he was a diplomat
Hobbing an-a-knobbing with Arafat
Castro was simpatico,
Though the U.S. voters, they said: "No!"

Rhyming Man,
Tall and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Play your hand
Rhyme on this rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

Okay, here we go again!
Rhyming Man says he's your friend
Any fool can make a rhyme
Cowboys do it all the time
(We could do, they sure do)
People say: "Now he's mature!"
Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure

Horse manure!
(Horse manure)
That's for sure!
You been cheating
We kept score!
Are you "this"?
Or are you "that"?
Oh, you naughty
Demo . . . (crat!)
Democrat!