Mike Adidas

(album: Mike Balls Boutique - 2023)

Back in the day before the draw
I wore Spliffy jeans and NAFFCO54
But that wasn't the look I was going for
There was a missing piece to this jigsaw
I wanted more to my attire
To make my look hotter than a deep fat fryer
Then I found it love at first sight
This was fashion at it's height
Hold the front page let me shout about
The best brand in the world without a doubt
You better join us 'cause you'll never beat us
I'm Mike Ball and I'm wearing Adidas

He's Mike Adidas
He's like Jesus
Wearing a track suit
He's Mike Adidas
He's Mike Adidas
He's like Jesus
Wearing a track suit
He's Mike Adidas

I wear Adidas on the street
And when I'm doing my raps over this beat
Adidas shoes on my feet Adidas hat on my head
I'll be wearing Adidas in my coffin when I'm dead
Adidas wall paper cushions on my seat
Got an Adidas towel underpants and bed sheets
Got loads of Adidas trainers I could wear
But I always end up wearing the same pair
The others are in boxes like in a museum
I'll charge an entry fee if you wanna come and see em
I might wear Fila but I won't wear Nike
Other brands don't mean shit to Mike
I love Adidas some much that it's strange
I'd even contemplate wearing the women's range

He's Mike Adidas
He's like Jesus
Wearing a track suit
He's Mike Adidas
He's Mike Adidas
He's like Jesus
Wearing a track suit
He's Mike Adidas

Catch him wearing Reebok I don't think so
He's dressed in Adidas from his head down to his toes
He smokes blow on his Adidas settee
And when he has a brew he drinks Adidas tea
Some like tried to sell him some cheap La Cost tops
Mike wouldn't even steal them free from the shops
Mike Adidas remember his name
Got a million Adidas trackies and no two are the same
Forgets Nikes that's not what he likes
His track suit's got to have three stripes
Don't give him Le Shark he'll cause a fuss
He's Mike Balls and he wears Adidas
Like Run DMC it's where he wants to be
Been wearing Adidas since 1983
Don't know shit about fashion he's not Gok Wan
And he does all his shopping up Cwmbran

He's Mike Adidas
He's like Jesus
Wearing a track suit
He's Mike Adidas
He's Mike Adidas
He's like Jesus
Wearing a track suit
He's Mike Adidas

I got tracksuits in red green gold and blue
Some of them are vintage and some of them are new
I got Samba Shell Toe Continental
Stan Smith Malmo and Gazelle
I've lost girlfriends and money but I don't care
Over this thee stripe love affair
Get your hands up and give praise
'Cause you know what I want for my birthdays

He's Mike Adidas
He's like Jesus
Wearing a track suit
He's Mike Adidas
He's Mike Adidas
He's like Jesus
Wearing a track suit
He's Mike Adidas