Mentos Were Made To Chew

Are Mentos for fine art?
(Of course)
Are Mentos for slush?
(Uh, I guess?)
Are Mentos for volcanoes?
(I don't know)
Are Mentos to crush?
(Uh, we can try)
Are Mentos for drumming?
(Sure)
Are Mentos for baking?
(Uh)
Are Mentos for smoothing?
(Maybe)
Are Mentos for caking?
(Huh?)
Are Mentos for balloons?
(That works)
Are Mentos for melting?
(Go for it)
Are Mentos to chew?

Wait a minute that's it
Ooooh-whoooo, it's true
Mentos were made to chew
In addition to whatever else you might do

Are Mentos for science?
(Absolutely)
Are Mentos for cats?
(On the weekends, sure)
Are Mentos for waffles?
(Why not?)
Are Mentos for lava lamps?
(If the aesthetic works)
Are Mentos for lizards?
(Yeah)
Are Mentos for smashing?
(Duh)
Are Mentos for scanning?
(Could be)
Are Mentos for stacking?
(Alright)
Are Mentos for food?
(Sometimes)
Are Mentos for fashion?
(Slay)
Are Mentos to chew?

Yessiree, now change key
Ooooh-whoooo, it's true
Mentos were made to chew
In addition to whatever else you might do

Ooooh-whoooo, it's true
Mentos were made to chew
In addition to whatever else you might do
Mentos were made to chew