Turn Your Head

(album: The Plague That Makes Your Booty Move...It's The Infectious Grooves - 1991)

[Record Dealer:] Ah, yeah, we have a little green creature here, you have the word on that yet?
[Another voice:] Yeah, it's fine, they tell me it is allowed to be here
[Record Dealer:] Okay, thank you, all right. I, ah, I guess you, ah, got the authorization, ah, and sorry Mr. Sarsobian...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Sarsippius you dummy
[Record Dealer:] I'm sorry, sir, so, ah, I guess this is where you gonna be doing the singing and stuff...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] It's about time. Guys gotta get together, you know, my time is valuable...
[Record Dealer:] Well, you gotta understand, a green looking lizard...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] My time is valuable
[Record Dealer:] I think the way they said it you, ah, you're auditioning, so, you're very fortunate to be here, so I think you take...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Ok, let's... let's not get carried away with auditioning. And where is my hair stylist? I need a hair stylist
[Record Dealer:] Ah, that's enough, and they just said it, they said that you're allowed here, and they're gonna try to stall you on...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] And I need a dermatologist, you know, these scales kinda get, you know, they get in the way
[Record Dealer:] I don't know, they said that you can hear, come here and try to fill some tapes and when the fellas get there they can decide what they like to do with it
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Ok, what are we gonna sing, what you want me to do
[Record Dealer:] Well, you are supposed to know the material
[Mr. Sarsippius:] I know the material, what you want?
[Record Dealer:] How about "You lie and your breath stank" because...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] You lie and your breath stank?
[Record Dealer:] I hate to tell you, but you do have a problem with that, unless you can take care...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Ah, now you try to be a comedian, huh? All right
[Record Dealer:] I'm not trying to be a comedian, just trying to help, you keep missing... you got a big date ahead...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Don't worry 'bout my breath, don't worry 'bout my breath, I can sing...
[Record Dealer:] Ohoh, you breathe on me and you talk that loud I have to...
[Mr. Sarsippius:] Then point your head the other way... ignorance