Great Milenko Phone Skit

(album: Forgotten Freshness Vol. 5 - 2013)

[*phone rings*]

"Hello?"

"Is Mandy there?"

"It's two o' clock in the morning"

"Did I ask you that?"

"Wh-Who is this?"

"J"

"What what are you doing calling here this late?"

"Look, fucker! I'm packing wood the size of Texas! So put your daughter on the phone and take your bitch ass back to sleep!"

"What did you say to me?"

"Mother fucker!"

"Where's your father at? Put your father on the phone!

"A'ight. Hold up. Dad!"

"Hello?"

"Hello, I'm, I'm sleeping here in bed with my wife, when, whe-"

"Wait, wait, wait a minute. You can't be in bed with your wife! I'm in bed with your wife! Ha ha ha!"

"You son of a bitch! I'm calling the police. I know who you are."

"You do?"

"Yes I do!"

"Well, alright! Tell 'em I said FUCK OFF!"