Slapnut

(album: Yum Yum Bedlam - 2021)

Glitter bomb explosion for the unchosen
Sick with it, double dropkick your nose in
Our proposal? You decomposing
Slapnut (The Jokstas)
There we go now! Saucy the child
Try not to sting you with awesome but "ow"
Chop up your body and piss on your pile
Slapnut (The Jokstas)
Multiple demons all live in my brain
Demeanor changes, my cold eyes remind
What you find appealing is who we became
Slapnut (The Jokstas)
Thunder and lightning, a bolt with a jolt
Find me hung in your bedroom and croaked on the rope
But us Jokstas got jokes and we choke your throat broken
Was hoping to cope with the goats, but fuck no you won't

We're not sorry if we tricked you
So many foolish fools be falling for our jokes
(The Jokstas) Don't let our trickery conflict you
It's only special lighting, mirrors, and smoke (Or is it?)
We're not sorry if we tricked you
Never ever think you're safe while playing with some snakes
(The Jokstas) Don't let our trickery conflict you
Everything magical we sold you on is fake (We phony)

Blow the door off the hinges, that's our entrance
Shock of the hour through Hell's dimensions
Speak our name, it'll melt your dentures
Slapnut (The Jokstas)
Jump out the poster, Shaggy the Joksta
Some random moment J headbutts and chokes ya
Shook you so hard, your embarrassment toast ya
Slapnut (The Jokstas)
We'll always fool you, because you're a fool
Your drool could fill the deep end of a pool
Just like the jail bars, we bend all the rules
Slapnut (The Jokstas)
Our shock is so wicked, I think, "Um, you can't"
Or no self containing me, slip through restraints
So slick and so tricky, your blood in our paint
Slapnut (The Jokstas)

We're not sorry if we tricked you
So many foolish fools be falling for our jokes
(The Jokstas) Don't let our trickery conflict you
It's only special lighting, mirrors, and smoke (Or is it?)
We're not sorry if we tricked you
Never ever think you're safe while playing with some snakes
(The Jokstas) Don't let our trickery conflict you
Everything magical we sold you on is fake (We phony)

Fuck fuck fuck you can't you can't
Fuck fuck fuck you can't fuck fuck fuck with the Juggla
You can't fuck fuck you can't fuck
You can't fuck fuck you can't fuck
You can't fuck fuck you can't fuck
You can't fuck you can't fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck with the Juggla (Woo)
Fuck fuck fuck you can't you can't
Fuck fuck fuck you can't you can't
Fuck fuck fuck you can't you can't
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you can't can't
You can't fuck with the Juggla (Woo)
You can't you can't you can't
Fuck fuck fuck fuck you can't you can't
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
You can't fuck fuck you can't fuck with the Juggla