I Hate Santa Claus

Change! Please! Christmas change!

Happy holidays, y'all, give me a gift
Let me sing a little jingle while you drink that fifth (Jingle bells)
Tell Santa that he better stop fronting
[?] cookie-eating motherfucker never leaving nothing (And that's a ho)
But this year I swear I won't let it happen
[?] gifts and reindeer, we Christmas jacking (Give me that)
Surround sound, hot chocolate for days
Bumping through the neighborhood acting like we paid (Look what we got)
We had to get 'em, it was just that time
J and I was fed up, and we wanted to shine
But now we got anything you ever wanted
Yeah, he was old, but he had a fat wallet (Cha-ching)
Only working one day a year? (Damn)
With a plush red suit and and an iced-out beard
Slanging snow in the North Pole to a bunch of fiends
Little guys with big ears that make toys for free
(Get they ass slapped up)

Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothing, now I'm taking yours (I'm taking yours)

(Uh, it was cold out)
I seen the fat man coming, I hit behind a chimney
And bust him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Bean
I rolled him off the roof and onto the driveway
And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly away
Rudolf [?] on me, he wouldn't move
I had to kick him in his asshole to put him in groove
Take me to the hood, to all the poor little kids
This year, everybody 'bout to get some good shit
We landed on a house, I went for the chimney, but the roof was feeble
I crashed through and smashed through the kitchen table
Daddy came busting out the bedroom strapped
Third shot blew off my Santa hat, fuck that
I ran out the back door and I hopped a wall
Steady' whistling for the reindeer, but they're like "Fuck off"
And took off, I almost caught a slug in the ass ([?])
And became a ghost of Christmas past over that shit
(Over that bullshit)

Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothing, now I'm taking yours (I'm taking yours)
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothing, now I'm taking yours (I'm taking yours)

Dashing through the snow, smoking awesome dro
Pulling chicks with expensive gifts just to get that ho ho ho, you know what I mean?
Don't get us wrong, we gon' give to the kids
Super Santa [?] up all the little shits (Here you go)
[?] the grown ups, we getting toe up
A case of malt liquor and a sack that make you throw up

Santy Claus wear panty drawers
He never decked my halls, he can lick my balls
I got no chimney, but I left the door unlocked
Nothing but pine needles and an empty sock
Thanks a lot and fuck off, fat ass
Why we need coats for kids if you so bad ass?
Only rich boys get big toys from Santa
I waited all night in my pajamas, motherfucker

"What the fuck you waiting on? Take your ass to bed! Fuck Santa Claus!"

Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothing, now I'm taking yours (I'm taking yours)
Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you, Santa)
You gave me nothing, now I'm taking yours (I'm taking yours)

It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leaving with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leaving with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leaving with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leaving with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leaving with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leaving with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leaving with a bullet hole, let him know
It's Christmas eve, and if he show
He leaving with a bullet hole, let him know