Call Me Maybe Parody

I threw a wish in a well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell
But now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a piss
A number two would be bliss
I can't take much more of this
Hope no one's in my way

That stall was open
I was really hoping
For a big unloading
Can't you see I'm defecating?

Hey! I just met you
And this is shady
So where's the plunger?
Cuz I'm not waiting
It's hard to shit right
Feels like gravy
So where's the plunger?
This shit's amazing

Hey! I just met you
And this is shady
But I'm not waiting
My ass is blazing!
All of the others stalls
They were taken
So where's the plunger?
This shit's amazing