Leo (Skit)

(album: Pain Is Love - 2001)

This is Leo! And I'm the cousin of the bitch that don't know what the fuck she talking bout! I am the real psychic man! Next caller

Hello miss Leo my uh boyfriend is in jail and I wanna know uh when he is a-coming out

OK, I know, he will be-he-wi-, your boyfriend hold on the cards never lie
Tarot reading and I am psychic and I am Leo and I know when your boyfriend will be home. Hold on I will tell you. The charge is 50 dollar a minute are you cool with that? You cool with – OK then hold on your gonna hold on for 15 minute hold
On hold on okay – hold 15 minute hold on
Next caller

Yes umm, I wanna know if uh, my mom is have affair with my boyfriend

Oh! Now see girl, this is a very difficult one for me to read, because, I see, I see darkness in your future, I see, now, now is your mother a whore?

Yes

Now see this is what they talk, this is what the cards say. This is what me thought this is what me taught. Now uh, does your momma, uh, hold on let me get this one together, hold on. It's a 50 dollar charge fee, a minute
Are you cool with that? You cool with that?

OK

OK, then you hold on too. Ten minute hold on for you. Caller, who on the line?

Ajuya

Ajuya, what the hell you want?

Umm I was just at the clinic and I'm curious to know

Hold on! You want to know who the baby's daddy is, am I right?

Oh my God

See! That what we know, the cards never lie, it's all in the Tarot reading!
Now, now, I see, I see in the cards, I see a, a tall one, a tall one, he has he has shot feet

Yes

OK, and now I see a fat one. Now the fat one hes poor, hes rather poor, he broke? Is the fat one broke?

Michael! Yes

His name uh, now see girl, my cards say that his name is Fred, his name not Michael it's Fred

How do you know that!?

See he been lying to yo girl. Yes the fat one been lying to you. So you know what this leads me to believe? It was the other one you were fucking with, the other one. It was neither one of them it was the other one girl. Now, if you'd like to know anything else, your gonna have to hold on!