Sleep Like A Baby

(album: Funny - 2017)

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Seventeen hours on a bus to Tennessee
No gum on my seat ever gonna stop me
From N.Y.C. to Kentucky
So you don't gotta lift a finger
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We were making love till 4 a.m
With a microwave pizza and a bottle of rye
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Remember when you told me you could be my best friend
On a spit shake promise

And yes, I coulda predicted how it would play out
But I never could've imagined a complete blackout
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At seventeen, I was on a bus to Tennessee
For you and me

Aye, you sleep like a baby
Aye, you sleep like a baby
Fool me once, shame on you
But fool me twice, shame on me
Gonna sleep like a baby
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My last six hundred on a plane to L.A.
And that woman turned pro, got me waiting on your birthday
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Wait, who's the cheerleader that I see
Snapping names and chasing clean
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She gets a first class ticket courtesy of nineteen
After all, I'm only nineteen
You got a loving machine

You flew her on down to Tennessee
Go M.I.A. in el Miami
Hit your buddy over at T.M.Z
At least you got your leak shot on Blonder Than Me

At least you got a leak shot your mama can see
But didn't your mama ever tell you, don't lie to me
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Seventeen hours on a bus to Tennessee
Why you kissing her lips on New Years Eve, boy

Aye, you sleep like a baby
Aye, you sleep like a baby
Fool me once, shame on you
But fool me twice, shame on me
Gonna sleep like a baby
(Dum-da-da-dum-dum)

I want it, she got it
You want her, you got her like
Extra, extra, read all about it
So she go vandalize, you go dumb without it
Well no, no doubt about it, like
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Aye, you sleep like a baby
(Dum-dum-da-da-dum-dum)
Aye, you sleep like a baby
(Dum-da-da-dum-dum)
Fool me once, shame on you
But fuck me twice, shame on me
Gonna sleep like a baby
(Dum-da-da-dum-dum)