I Hope You Have A Shitty Christmas

(album: Xmas - 2015)

Last Christmas, we spent the day drinking wine, I was yours and you were mine, and then I fucked you through the night
Last Christmas, I bought ya dresses that you wore, you fucked a dude the night before, and now you're begging at my door
So this year I hope you have a shitty christmas, I hope your family falls apart
I hope your cat develops cancer, I hope you're nailed up on a cross
I hope you have an awful Christmas, I hope you don't get what you want
I hope you've asked God for forgiveness, cause you're a stupid, selfish cunt
Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you, my new woman's fucking sexy so thank you
You'll be okay I'm sure somebody will want you, but just for a night cause no one will love you
Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems, like who's the father was is James
Was it Austin? I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you, hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you, so yeah uh
I hope you have a shitty Christmas, I hope you're eaten by a shark, I hope your cat develops cancer
I hope you get shot in the heart, I hope you have an awful christmas, hope you don't get what you want
I heard a guy just gave you herpes, but at least you had some fun
I heard you had an awful christmas
I heard your parents kicked you out
I'm doing music for a living, and I just got myself a badass fucking house HAHAHA bitch