Holy Bison Beaks!

(album: Clown Circus - 2003)

Well, I thought I'd write a little song
So I wrote a little song
Then I tried to write some lyrics
But I didn't last too long
So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff
And I decided to keep on singing
'Til I had had enough, but then I realized...

This song needs a hook
An ironic little
Self-refrential
Catchy freaking hook
So I made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook
An ironic little
Self-refrential hook
And a guitar solo

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this... okay

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh...
Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?
Fine
(Music starts)
Oh

Baby, tell me why
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it
It doesn't have a guard rail
It doesn't even hold many cows

This song is sort of caving in on itself
And so it's going to end right now
Right now

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... jinx!