If The Shoe Fits

(album: Carney - 1972)

Can you get us in free,
My girlfriend and me,
We like the songs, but we hate to pay.
Can I have your guitar,
Can I ride on your car,
Can you give me a role to play?

Can I have an autograph,
Can I sit in your lap,
Are you really into witchcraft like they say?
Can I follow you home,
Can I use your telephone,
Can we crash here for just a few day?
We're from Rolling Stone so it's okay.

Oh, What was your name?
You're someone I've seen.
Has anyone said that you look like James Dean?
Can I sit in your lap,
Can I give you the clap?
Can a rapper don't have much to say?

Can I have your guitar,
Can I ride on your car?
Can you give me a role to play?
Can I follow you home,
Can I use your telephone?
Can we crash here for just a few day,
We're from Rolling Stone so it's okay. Ah ha!

Can you do a benefit,
Have you got any shit,
Have you made your peace with Jesus yet today?
Would you like to be a monk?
C'mon lets go get drunk.
Do you think Paul McCartney is okay?
Can we crash here for just a few day?
Ah, we're from Rolling Stone so it's okay.