I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears

(album: Seeing Red - 2002)

I only just turned 15
I'm filled with hopes and dreams
I turn my radio on and
I hear the strangest song

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and N'sync I don't know what to think
Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo

It's slick the way they dress
I heard they all have fake breasts
One thing I'll do if I can
Is go on Britney's bus and get a tan
They dance like they need a cure
Let's get the number of their choreographer
There so worried bout what we'll think
They took the time to learn to lip sync
Milli Vanilli Milli Vanilli Milli Vanilli Milli Vanilli

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
I'm afraid of Britney
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
I'm afraid of Britney
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and N'sync I don't know what to think
Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and N'sync I don't know what to think
Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and N'sync I don't know what to think
Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and N'sync I don't know what to think
Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo Ahoo