Corona 19/11

(Oh yeah)
One, two, three, four

When I was a little bitty baby boy blue
My momma used to spank me then she'd put me in my room
She said, "Baby, Lo-Fang, quit touching yourself" (don't touch yourself, Lo-Fang)
Then corona happened, now we're back in this hells

Gotta wash your hands and stay indoors
This is a pandemic and a cold, cold war
Banks are closing, take your chips and leave
Oh, Brexit was done perfectly

Corona 19/11
Italy got spanked hard
Corona 19/11
It's a little bit worse than SARS
Corona 19/11
I'd rather now be in Spain
Corona 19/11
At least Europe's got good days (yes, they do)
For days and days and days (it's the nice little white giraffes, remember those days?)
Woo-hoo

When I was a little bitty baby boy teen
My momma used to spank me when I'd have a wet dream
Bushy was in office and we knew he was bad
But no one voted Kerry 'cause his face was so sad (that's true)

It's gonna get funky round election time
I just wanna grow mushrooms and look at the sky
The world has changed and the walls are up
Are you inside or are you fucking Elon Musk?

Corona 19/11
It's going to outer space
Corona 19/11
You're voting for Kanye (don't vote for Kanye)
Corona 19/11
Your pants can even get it too
Corona 19/11
And they're gonna give it to you
Hoo-dee-hoo