Bikini Babe Workout

(album: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience - 2019)

Picture this, we up in the gold's gym pumping
Perfecting the science of straight lifting something

On your mark
Get set
We ripping a rep, gonna spray the whole bench press up with our sweat

But then, both of us turned to the gym door
And both of our jaws hit the gym floor

'Cause there stood the two most bodacious babes
In bikinis, my heart stopped faster than Fellini's

They headed straight for us
I reached for my jimmy hats
But then they pinned us back to the bench man, they had us trapped

Told us to wake up and smell the Folgers
Then stood up like two toy soldiers

Then while remaining stiff, they fell into our hands, looked down, said, lift
So I turned to my man

Lift girls instead of weights?
Man, this is nuts
Then we cocked back our muscles and lifted 'em up

Then time slowed down (slowed down)
All that mattered was this moment

Bench pressing bodacious babes, in bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great

In the world of weights, the bench press is the coolest
Add two babes, now your fucking with the newness
A new routine that'll change your attitude-ness
Your whole self-esteem will scream, "I've made improvements"

But make sure the two girls are the same sizes
Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided
I'm a lean cut of beef, you can call me top-sided
We've seen the results for ourselves, and we're delighted

A babe walked in and she wanted me to lift her
But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her
With a good bikini grip, you never risk a blister
Sweatpants slide, that's a hazard to the lifter

And when we do pushups, they sit on our backs
And when we take a breather, we sit on their laps
But when the breather is done we bounce back to the bench
Babes stiffen then dip into our hands outstretched

And we cock back our muscles, get our fingers all clenched
Then send 'em to the heavens
'cause heaven they sent

Then light shone down (Then light shone down)
Bathing all in a moment of divinity (Bathing all in a moment of divinity)

Bench pressing bodacious babes, in bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells and the fancy weights
Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're gonna look great

Now we gotta address the elephant on the room
A lot of guys to the girls be like "how you doin'?"
They wanna take advantage and have sex with the babes
Who are here for a workout, and not for a date

So keep your dick in your pants and treat the babes with respect
Cause when you're pecking at their ear, then we're not working our pecks

I've got such is the life of trailblazers
It's the bikini babe workout, and we're the creators

And I will lift you up
And you will be set free
And we will be transformed
As the heavens weep