The Grammy Song

(album: Fame And Wealth - 1983)

Last night I dreamed that I won a Grammy
It was presented to me by Debbie Harry
I ran up on stage in my tux
I gulped and said, "Aw, shucks"
I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ

The audience gave me a standing ovation
I shed tears of joy, I shed tears of elation
Behind the podium there Debbie grabbed my derrière
I like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ

I took my Grammy and Debby and walked offstage
We made the cover of Cashbox and the Random Notes page

In the weeks that followed things went fine for me
An Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy
Bo Derek and Barbara Mandrell
A Pulitzer and a Nobel
Meryl Streep and Tammy Terell
Five gold and one bronze as well
Joan Rivers and Lana Cantrell
I'd like to thank my producer and Jesus Christ