That's Gay

(album: Killing The Neighbors - 2020)

Hey, everything's gay!

And that's not offensive, it's something we say
It's not a kick in the gut
I ain't pinching your butt
I don't hate how you love, it's a phrase

It's really gay in our day 'n' age
We take gay jokes so serious
You're a Froot Loop, I'm a Cheerio
And they're both amazing cereals!

I 'on't kiss dudes, I don't hold hands
But, if you do, that's fine
Y'all should thank people for being straight
We're the reason that you're alive

Like, come on, guys, no gay jokes
Get it? "Come on guys?"
L-O-L-G-B-T-Q
I'm kidding, you'll be fine

You can call me gay all day
I understand and I'm not queer
I could say you're packing fudge
I know you're not a chocolatier

You can hate me 'cause I say things
Like "retarded" and "that's gay"
And if you think that I mean it
That's retarded and you're gay

You're gay, so gay
Go live your life your way
I'm straight, so straight
Don't be mad when I say:

That's super gay, really gay, very gay, stupid gay
I know that it ain't right, I say it anyway
That's super gay, really gay, very gay, stupid gay
I think that stuff is gay, I say it every day

Sometimes I wish I was gay
Man, I smashed every bitch in this place
And I am a slut, I could walk in the clubs
Have twenty new dicks in my face

No Shark Week, no crazy periods
Most girls I meet are crazy, period
So, I'll admit, that made me curious
Couldn't turn gay, that made me furious!

I'm a straight white male
"That's gay as fuck!"
Guys say I'm cute
I say, "What's up?"

Man, good for you, man
Live your life, man
I love pussy, though
I'm a'ight, man

Ay, women are whole different creatures
Still tryna figure them out
I'mma keep working on that
I just can't put your dick in my mouth

"You don't get to choose!"
I guess it's just how you were born
Hey, I tried to watch ladyboy porn
But, I almost threw up in my shorts

But I came first; just aim, squirt
Cum-stained shirt, then I felt gross
And I called the girl I was dating that week
She came over and I held her close

You're gay, so gay
Go live your life your way
I'm straight, so straight
Don't be mad when I say:

That's super gay, really gay, very gay, stupid gay
I know that it ain't right, I say it anyway
That's super gay, really gay, very gay, stupid gay
I think that stuff is gay, I say it every day

I'm not gay, if you are, then that's okay
And I can say what I want and you can hate it
If you're straight and do something lame
I'll say it's gay, it's gay, it's gay...

You're gay, so gay
Go live your life your way
I'm straight, so straight
Don't be mad when I say:

That's super gay, really gay, very gay, stupid gay
I know that it ain't right, I say it anyway
That's super gay, really gay, very gay, stupid gay
I think that stuff is gay, I say it every day