Man In The Hat

(album: Blue Slide Park - 2011)

Boy a fool, wonder what's cool
Trying to figure out what to rhyme about
I heard your mans ran crying to his mommy and his daddy
When the cops drove by his house, so who you trying to dial?
If you looking for a answer, you probably gon' find it now
And to the man in the hat standing looking at his watch:
Motherfucker, well, the time is now
Go and clap your hands, let me hear you say, "That's the jam"
See, I wouldn't be shit if I ain't have no fans
Can't sit down, kids, you have to stand
Just put your hands up, you don't have to dance
Here, we get it popping like it's Pakistan
Iraq, Iran, I have them saying, "Mac's the man"
The maximum, coming through to pass you bums
So if you ain't got no money, better ask for some
Hey, we came to get down, have a good time
Bring the champagne out and the good wine
We gon' be sipping and whipping the sickest whips
Spitting the illest shit that's sicker than syphilis
Coming in the back door, yelling, "Fuck a list"
Fans taking pictures while I'm trying to take a piss
We came to party, didn't come to give a shit
Now sing this part, it goes like this, hey

All my people in the front
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
Everybody in the back
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
If you're feeling that funk
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
If you like it like that
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
All my people in the front (Front)
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
Everybody in the back (Back)
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
If you're feeling that funk (Funk)
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
If you like it like that (That)
Go and clap your hands (Hey), go clap your hands

H-h-h-h-hold up
Every day they wanna ask me when I'll grow up
I show up 'cause fans will go nuts
Tell the girls, "It's cool, look but don't touch"
I'll be home soon as I can, I don't rush
'Cause girl, you're baby, girl, you're good, just don't fuss
I wanna hear y'all clap, just like that
Keep it going, I'ma bring it all back
H-h-h-h-hold up
Every day they wanna ask me when I'll grow up
I show up 'cause fans will go nuts
Tell the girls, "It's cool, look but don't touch"
I'll be home soon as I can, I don't rush
Baby, baby, girl, you're good, just don't fuss
I hear these couples fighting all the time, not us
We have a good time, like to get fucked up
What? What? Going hard tonight
Under 21, but find me at the bar tonight
Hey, driving 'round in my car tonight
Making music that ain't hard to like
I got the heart to write
A couple bars, I might go do
Something crazy, I may be lazy, love me or hate me
You know it's the same me
And it goes a little something like this

All my people in the front
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
Everybody in the back
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
If you're feeling that funk
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
If you like it like that
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
All my people in the front (Front)
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
Everybody in the back (Back)
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
If you're feeling that funk (Funk)
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands
If you like it like that (That)
Go and clap your hands, go clap your hands

Boy a fool, wonder what's cool
Trying to figure out what to rhyme about
I heard your mans ran crying to his mommy and his daddy
When the cops drove by his house, so who you trying to dial?
If you looking for a answer, you probably gon' find it now
And to the man in the hat standing looking at his watch:
Motherfucker, well, the time is now (Time is now)