Bossk On A Segway

(album: MC Chris Goes To Hell - 2010)

Don't mess with the best
White vest got the glock
B-O-double S-K press play for the rock
Press pause for applause
Cause of awe and the shock
Ram through the treetop
Throw 'em in the cell block
See, i like to wrangle Wookiees
Cause i do not battle 'bots
I work them then I cut them
I do not collect their tops
I leave their domes alone
See scalping is for clone
Like the baby Boba did
You know his papa was a mold
And so i was foretold
Beyond my own machinations
With the hunters guild kill my father cause I hate him
Kill my siblings in the crib didn't phase me a bit
Why you hating a bitch, what you waiting for, snitch?
I lick my lizard lips on a six six six
I stack it full of Wookiees and i get rich quick
I'm just an opportunist on the hunt is where I do this
we're gonna move this through this with a morbid to-do list (what?)

The haters hate me
I pass them by
I'm rolling rolling
On my segway
The haters hate me
I say goodbye
I'm rolling rolling
Rolling... rolling...

Okay, the cookies I bake
And the wookiees I trade
I'm Rogue Squadron 64 cause I keep getting played
Millenium Falcon fucked my shit
Fett's setting tricky traps
That shit is wiki-wack
Like calling appetizers apps
See, things were going good
New hunters getting gain
New sects to inspect
On the planetary plains
I didn't betray a Fett I had hubris and I loved it
but I was a bounty Boss soon to be bounty comet
Ran across some relevant
Wookiee intelligence
Location and whereabouts
Of Chewbacca's relatives
A double crossing Wookiee
With a name that's vaguely french
Locked me in a locker
Then he freed his Wookiee friends
I incite a prison riot
They perverted my Pup
The Wookiees took control
And their captors were crushed
The rebellion bound beasts
Had me cornered and callous
Haven't seen this much fur
Since "Debbie Does Dallas"

The haters hate me
I pass them by
I'm rolling rolling
On my segway
The haters hate me
I say goodbye
I'm rolling rolling
Rolling... rolling...

I'm a lizard let loose
On a wicked rap groove
And I'm saying "fuck you"
In my yellow jumpsuit
I trip a chump foo
With the killer Kung Fu
Girl,trip a chump drew
When I kick it old school [x2]

The haters hate me
I pass them by
I'm rolling rolling
On my segway
The haters hate me
I say goodbye
I'm rolling rolling
Rolling... rolling...