Eazy Merk

(album: Eazy Merk - 2023)

Eazy Merk

I'm fucked up somewhere out in Amsterdam
Had to mix the liquor with a couple of Clonazepams
I had a dream that I was running out of Ativan
I woke up in a cold sweat, someone call an ambulance
They told me I'm an addict to syrups
Been doing drugs by myself and playing Cannibal Corpse
Being sober is just something I cannot endorse
I took the whole hand full and wound up asking for more
Oops

I pre drink before I pre drink
It makes the pharmaceuticals [?] until I see things (watch this)
I'm blacked out every evening
Told the plug I'll take ten of every thing he rings
How is it a problem if I feel great
Maybe I'm in love with this buzz in a real way
And I love how these pills taste
Still takes a toll of my tolerance
Let me chill, wait
There it is, now I'm high as fuck
Drugs in the bridge of my nose, that's a viaduct
Funny cause I told myself I'd only ever try it once
Now every single day I blow the budget and I buy up all

Now Eazy Mac with a straw uphold
Shorty like a shark doing lines with a long nose
Put the molly in a Strongbow
Everything start to go numb and then I nut slow

Used to be with hoes getting cracked out
Now I'm having shows, and they packed out
I can't stand a la... maybe I shouldn't say this
Do it!
Okay
I can't stand a lady feminist
I'm generous if I let her go make me eggy Benedicts
I want some respect
Well you ain't getting it
All you want is head
Yeah I'm repete-te-te-te-tive
I don't care, I don't care
Fuck you and your blond hair if it's not fair
Chilling in the back in my lawnchair
Drinking congnac with my songs playing
Can't compare me, this is God tier
Was a long road but we got here
Got rich and it got weird
Gave her my soft dick and it got pierced

Weed makes me drowzy, [?] sedatives
Eating pills, keep thinking that they're M&Ms
Wait, how many have I had? Ten of them
Oh can you please call 911 and
Start telling 'em that I ingested ten of them
And I ain't rest until the drugs in my skeleton
Get pumped out relatively soon
If they don't I'm evidently doomed

Eazy Merk

Tell the nurse to come and feed me desserts
I'm a flirt, I'm a flirt, I'm a flirt
If I play it right then she gon' get me percs
I think that she has them in her purse
If she leaves for a second I'mma search
I'm the worst, I'm the worst, I'm the worst
I'm the worst, I'm the worst, I'm the worst