Dick Head (Skit)

(album: DisoBAYish - 2004)

Let me call my girl man I miss her man [*dials phone number*]
See what she up to you know I'm saying
Yeah
Go on over here since I'm right around the corner
[*ringing tone*]
Mm mm
Oh darling
Mm mm
C'mon girl pick up
Mm mm
Pick up the phone, pick up the phone

We are unavailable to take your call please leave a message
Thank you for calling

Hey boo It's just me I was in the neighborhood
Thought I'd just slide through I din't wanna pop up on you or nothing
But you know
I'ma keep it respectable
I'ma give you call back in a few minutes
You probably in the shower or something
I call you right back

Haven't it been five minutes yet?
Let me call her back
[*dials phone number*]
Mm mm
Yeah she probably just getting out of the shower
All getting drying off getting ready for a nigga haha
[?]
[*ringing tone*]
C'mon girl pick up
Daamn she ain't taken a shower that long

We are unavailable to take your call please leave a message
Thank you for calling

Hey girl, it's me again, c'mon pick up the phone
You know I'm ready for you I done got some crystal
Got you some outfits from Victoria's Secret
Some smell good, c'mon pick up the phone, I know you hear me
Tsk, pick it up, c'mon I got it!

Call this girl one mo' time, I know she hear the damn phone
Always playing around
Man she better pick up the phone this time
[?] but what i ain't do that [?]
Baby baby baby baby baby
I'ma lose my shit

Sir, could you move your car? There are people trying to get in the gate

Eh, I'm leaving man.. I

We are unavailable to take your call please leave a message
Thank you for calling

C'mon girl, enough is enough, quit playing and pick up the phone
I see yo' car outside, got the security guard all out here telling me to leave and shit all out the gate
C'mon punch me in man
I'm all at the gate, I got yo' surprise!
Open the gate