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(Collab of all collabs)
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(Daz Black)
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(Midnight Beast)
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(Daz Black is thirsty)
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How does it Start?!
How the hell did I get here?
Where the fuck did I come from?
Clicked the thumbnail that popped up
Justin Bieber flavoured condom
Some dumb motherfuckers, they all telling me stuff
That I don't wanna know
Nothing that's condom related
What flavour would Justin have been now I won't fucking know, Shit.

I've wasted an hour
Jacking off to Zoella
Not tryna be fickle, I swear the thumbnail showed a nipple
But she's fully dressed in a top shop dress
She was paid to wear
It's my cross to bare
If I see a sick pic, I'ma click on there
If I see a sick pic, I'ma click on there

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We shot a porno and almost died
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These glasses cured my colorblind -ness

Have you ever felt lied to before
By a YouTuber you adore
The thumbnail looks like they're going to open some doors
But when you open them, it's not what you thought
You saw boobies in the thumbnail (itty bitty titties)
Hands down your pants, you're about to fail (ohhh)
You're waiting for skin, but 10 minutes in
You realize it's a video they ain't even in

You've just been got
Hook, line, and sinker
You're whole expectations were based on a picture
They tricked ya
Versachi, versachi, versachi, ver

[MB:]
Daz. DAZ.
Get back to the point mate
[Daz:] Alright, sorry

It's just a way for them to be richer
But quicker, gives me the fuel for this rhyme to be sicker
I'm sick of the shit that they give ya (give ya, give ya...)

Your time is up, you better start running (running, running, running)
If I don't see no boobs, them I am unsubbing (subbing, subbing)

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Nipple slips and killer clowns
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If you like this vid, I'll shout you out

Look kids
Lemme break it down
How I'm ripping you off
Flipping you off
Ticking the box
And you're sat sucking my cock
Guzzling vlogs
Waiting for a pointless blog to drop

But nothing really happens
But I spun it right in the blink of an eye
You deleted 5 hours of your life
You deleted 5 weeks of your life
You deleted 5 years of your life

Midnight beast are jealous fags
Hit them with a double dab
Parents money in the bank
Tuning for my 80 wanks
I need your likes so I like myself
Attention is good for my mental health

So bend me over and fuck me twice
I'll do anything for my fans if the price is right

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My dog just died
I broke my leg
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I grew an arm out of my head
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How many babies can I kick?
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I caught a fish
With my dick baby
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I almost died in an Uber car
1 star
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I got arrested at Coachella
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I bought a Lamborghini
Because I'm rich as fuck
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Zoella threw her shit at meee