Lady Jane (iTunes Bonus Track)

(album: The Boy Who Knew Too Much - 2009)

Lady Jane, the river saint
Special, yes
But, lucky ain't
Lady Jane said she walked on water
But, she never had a man to show
Then one day, she found a fella
She was eager just to let him know
Lady Jane
She walked on water
Followed by her brand new lover who tumbled along
Drowning down below

Lady Jane
Did not abort
For legends are never made that short
Now be sure when you listen to this
Here's another reason why you shouldn't eat fish
Convinced he'd become
A creature of the sea
She cut off her feet
And jumped into the deep
And never stopped looking for
Her lover below

Lady Jane the river fish
Became the world's most wanted dish
And though no man would dare to catch
Something who's beauty we could never match
But when some member from a far away state
Said "I order you to get that fish's head on my plate!"
They killed little Lady Jane

The emperor of a distant land
The only man who didn't understand
That though you think you've got your prize
There's another fish that has escaped your eyes
Lady Jane
Her lover's there
Swimming through the ocean with a desperate stare
Looking for Lady Jane

Looking for Lady Jane