Ass Backwards

(album: How I Learned To Stop Giving A Shit And Love Mindless Self Indulgence - 2013)

[Chantal Claret:]
Hello Children! Would you like to hear a story?
Well okay then. Let me tell you the story about

One motherfucker
Two motherfuckers
Three motherfuckers
Four motherfuckers

One motherfucker
Two motherfuckers
Three motherfuckers
They were born to roll

[Jimmy Urine:]
Well I rock and you roll
And I'm a stupid motherfucker going out of control
I'ma break the English language with my four letter flow
I know you fucking hate it, that's what I'm paid for

Cause I roll and you rock
And if you don't fucking like it you can suck on my cock
You wanna get down I'm on fuck patrol
The lights are on, but nobody's home

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you?
You better just admit it cause you know that it's true
I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado
Because

Oooh, oh oh, ooh
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Oooh, oh oh, hoo
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards

[Chantal Claret:]
Oh my! They're having quite an adventure!
Let's turn the page and see what the fuck they do next

[Jimmy Urine:]
Cause I'm hard and you're soft
I'm not only the client, but I'm also the boss
Just like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss
I'ma hit rock bottom with a round of applause

Cause I'm soft and you're hard
And I'm the pussy wussy bugle boy from company retard
I should have quit this shit long ago
But I can't say no to all the fucking dough

Why can't you just admit it that I'm better than you?
You better just admit it cause you know that it's true
I'm gonna bring your world crashing down around you
I'm gonna fuck you up without further ado
Because

Oooh, oh oh, ooh
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards (Ass backwards)
Ass backwards
Oooh, oh oh, hoo
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards

[Chantal Claret:]
Oh my goodness!

[Jimmy Urine:]
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
And

Oooh, oh oh, ooh
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Oooh, oh oh, ooh
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Oooh, oh oh, hoo
I go about things the wrong way, baby
Ass backwards
Ass backwards
Ass backwards

[Chantal Claret:]
Well, that's all for now
Goodnight, stupid children