Porch Honky

Porch honky, I've been known
To sit on my porch all day long
Porch honky, in my swing
And I ain't worried about a thing
Porch honky, all I need's
A big old glass of cold sweet tea
Porch honky, doing fine
Living life one day at a time
(One, two, three)
One day at a time

Porch honky, sitting on my porch swing
Waiting on that sunset to hear the coyote sing
But in the meantime, it's the same routine
Sweet tea in my beat-up jeans
Charlie Bonnet's on the six string picking a tune
Tracy Stone's doing his thing skinning a coon
Dogs on the porch laid out by my feet
And everybody's head starts bobbing to the beat
Cars drive by looking at us kinda funny
Just some old porch honkies, ain't got no money
Crops in the backyard, chickens in the front
Slingshot-shooting beer cans off that stump
And the black smoke coming from the smoker, dinner time's close
Yesterday's hide hanging right on the post
Kickback, rocking chair, yeah, we keep it funky
And that's the definition of an old porch honky

Porch honky, I've been known
To sit on my porch all day long
Porch honky, in my swing
And I ain't worried about a thing
Porch honky, all I need's
A big old glass of cold sweet tea
Porch honky, doing fine
Living life one day at a time
(One, two, three)
One day at a time

Hanging out, I ain't gotta do a damn thing
But sit right here all day on my porch swing
Drink a few, take a chew, kick it with my honkies
Might get drunk and start acting like a donkey
Moccasin Creek, feet bare like my pockets
Conner's on the porch, and he's shooting bottle rockets
CB3 is humming us a brand new song
He said ,"Yeah, it won't be long"
Until we wake up in the morning, and we do it again
Yeah, we're front porch cooling, roof covered in tin
The sun is beating down on my cowboy hat
My voice is getting hoarse, my beer is never flat
I'm looking for my rifle I found my .45
I raised it in the air, shot it high in the sky
Nobody asked why, they just looked and grinned
Yeah, them old porch honkies, man, they're at it again

Porch honky, I've been known
To sit on my porch all day long
Porch honky, in my swing
And I ain't worried about a thing
Porch honky, all I need's
A big old glass of cold sweet tea
Porch honky, doing fine
Living life one day at a time
One day at a time

(All day long)
(All day long)

Porch honky, doing fine
Living life one day at a time
One day at a time