Somethin' Country

(album: Dangerous: The Double Album - 2021)

I rolled in bumping 10s into Broadway
Dirty boots been a working like a dog day
Boot scooting to the juke for some Conway
Or anything to get my Honky Tonk on
You walked in, cutoffs looking real skimpy
The hottest thing my side of the Mississippi
And I could spin you 'round and 'round till I get you dizzy
But you look like you got hillbilly in your bones

So let's ditch this hole in the wall
Mix some sticks with a fifth of homemade alcohol
Disappear somewhere with a lower population
I ain't saying that you wanna
But if it's any consolation
I got a redneck, yes I do
I got a redneck, how 'bout you
I got a 4x4 with a toolbox
Just to keep them ole mountains blue
You got a drank you're barely sipping
I got a tank full of paycheck money
I'm good friends with Mason Dixon
Girl, whatcha say we do something country

I'll close the tab quick
We can go get half lit
Hit the river, skinny dip, or catch a catfish
Yeah, I'll take you to the holler
I ain't talking 'bout a hollow
Put some red on the tread
Hell, I'll wash it off tomorrow

Let's ditch this hole in the wall
Mix some sticks with a fifth of homemade alcohol
Disappear somewhere with a lower population
I ain't saying that you wanna
But if it's any consolation
I got a redneck, yes I do
I got a redneck, how 'bout you
I got a 4x4 with a toolbox
Just to keep them ole mountains blue
You got a drank you're barely sipping
I got a tank full of paycheck money
I'm good friends with Mason Dixon
Girl, whatcha say we do something country

Whatcha say, whatcha say
We can take a little stroll, maybe roll in some hay
What's it gon' be, what's it gon' be
Shorty, if you wanna get your Back Forty on with me

Then let's ditch this hole in the wall
Mix some sticks with a fifth of homemade alcohol
Disappear somewhere with a lower population
I ain't saying that you wanna
But if it's any consolation
I got a redneck, yes I do
I got a redneck, how 'bout you
I got a 4x4 with a toolbox
Just to keep them ole mountains blue
You got a drank you're barely sipping
I got a tank full of paycheck money
I'm good friends with Mason Dixon
Girl whatcha say we do something country