Weird Boy Next Door

(album: Whoop Dee Doo - 2014)

A little weirdo wasted sitting in a bedroom
At the home of Mommy and never get a job
He's feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger
Only thinks of one thing, that's about himself

He's yelling for no reason soaking in the gutter
Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea
He's an empty vessel, made of cotton candy
Nobody knows why he's such a dud

He's a boy next door, what a bore
Do nothing what he's living for
He's a boy next door, what a bore
Nasty keep away from him

Forget about him, and then you hear him
Hitting our garage door, with a baseball bat
Yeah he's like a caveman, but he's not as clever
In fact he's dumber, then a common rat

He's a boy next door, what a bore
And no smarter than a living floor
He's a boy next door, what a bore
Nasty keep away from him

Super-weirdo will you ever go away?
The weirdo honestly, no-one cares, you're odd

A little weirdo wasted sitting in a bedroom
At the home of Mommy and never get a job
He's feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger
Only thinks of one thing, that's about himself

He's yelling for no reason soaking in the gutter
Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea
He's an empty vessel, made of cotton candy
Nobody knows why he's such a dud

He's a boy next door, what a bore
Do nothing what he's living for
He's a boy next door, what a bore
Nasty keep away from him