Horror Cypher 2020

[Jason (Kadesh Flow):]
Yeah, y'all think you're safe partying in the Good House
Or in the woods out, tryna pull your wood out
Ladies I'd advise you put your melons back in
You know that both of y'all dying if you smashing
Sorry not sorry there's the rules
Anything I improvise to off you is the tools
Snap your neck like rotted branches toss you in the pool
That you just partied up in on your vacation from school
Violent by nature, don't expect me to apologise
Surgical with it, machete could leave you lobotomized
Yeah, but I'd prefer to use something to chop your hide
Too much height to you and I'll leave you at a proper size
Yeah, I'm not here to help, no Casey Jones
Instead I tally body counts like it's Ovechkin making goals
And it will not take me nearly as long to take the gold
I'll proudly confess to all of it, word to H.H. Holmes
Doesn't matter if you're skinny or you're hearty
Next time just invite me to your party
Imagine me downing tequila shots, still rocking my mask getting sloppy
I'm a professional, this ain't a hobby

[Freddy (Shao Dow):]
If you're yawning you won't be here in the morning, appear without warning
I can torture while you're snoring, love the pain and endorphins
Coursing through veins, stalking my prey with a blade made for sawing
Then I morph into things that are swarming, on your skin I be crawling
Who the hell you think you're ignoring, it's the fear I'm absorbing
I know you came to dream about falling, your sleeping was boring
Til I drag you all in the corner and paint your corpse on the walling
Cut and slice you like foreskin, the whole time I be chortling
Welcome to prime time, let me scratch that itch
And detach your wrists, yo who's eyeballs this
You wanted wet dreams, you'll get screams and blood drenched sheets
Face like a walnut, you can call but the help won't reach
On Elm Street come from behind like surprise
And stick both of my fingers in your eyes
I don't fight fair in this nightmare, I'll run you through
Mic check, one, two, Freddy's come for you

[Leatherface (Richie Branson):]
They're passing through Texas? Well god bless them
They better call their reverend when they hear that saw revving
Or better yet a medic when their limbs are all severed
Oh you thought we only used cow skin to make the leather
Mask crafted out of human flesh, no bones and teeth
Stitched my first body back in ninety five, I guess I'm Covid free
Lifting faces with a surgeon's patience but with no degree
Generating missing persons cases but I'm so discreet
Talking bad? That'll get your head sawed in half
All my dogs licking up the blood splatter of the grass
And I don't have a gun but I'm a cock that hammer back
And when you hear that loud crack that's another body bag
Nah, you won't find a barbeque in Texas with a better taste
Our ingredients combine to make a special plate
And that's why Leatherface is killing at unfettered rates
To separate the meat from these bodies so the chef can bake, Richie

[Pennywise (Penny The Great):]
Merciless, I'm a haunt your town
Red balloons, you know how I get down
No smiling just frowning
I'm killing everyday, I'm clowning
So hide your kids and hide your wife
One eye open late at night
When it's dark you need those lights
Call your friends cuz you can't fight
Can't stop me, I'm a demon
When it's night time kids be screaming
This is real life, no dreaming
And your blood just might be leaking
Pennywise, just say my name one time
Don't be scared you'll be just fine
Come inside and see your prize
It's your brother, he's alive
I told you I'm a kill you
And everyone here that's with you
You alive and that's the issue
So try to answer my riddle
Derry Maine the place that we call home
Scared to death, no weakness shown
Loser's club, carve it in stone
We the best, act like you know
Come get us, we ready
This beef is gonna get deadly
No lightweights, we heavy
Pennywise he's just too petty
On the low I think he's scared of us
Keep it down and don't say much
Be precise and please don't rush
Stupid clown your time is up

[Candyman (Mega Ran):]
Candy paint like I was raised in Texas
Those who know me say I'm crazy reckless
Call my name get the strangest death wish
Coroner's try to explain my methods
From an urban legend in Cabrini Green
To extracting vengeance on ya TV screen
I'm on easy street, think it's peachy keen
Bout to slash ya throat to see you scream
Farewell to the flesh
The forbidden, you there in a mess
Stay hidden, be scared, I'm the best
Siccing killer bees on you to tear through your flesh
Got the ladies in love with ya boy
Ripping them open from gullet to groin
Everything you say you love I destroy
Usually business but this I enjoy
You don't really wanna play my game
Best in the business, I lay my claim
Everything changed on the day I came
Look in the mirror, say my name
Candyman, one time
Candyman, two times
Candyman, three times
Fo' times it's showtime

[Michael Myers (NerdOut):]
Yeah, I hate talking so lay off of that friendly grin
Flesh filletted carcass, displayed often tearing limb from limb
Place your flayed parts in a raised coffin, gotta fit them in
Cut your face off with a chainsaw, that goes
If this silhouette is approaching then you should fear the outcome
You can't hide, your feet might as well have been dipped in talcum
So check the stride, I got me a sharp knife and I could kill a thousand
Slicing necks like it's a cover of a Giza album
If I see you I promise squeeze out your bodily fluids, yes even the vomit
You can see me, yeah I'm coming, no I will never back down like I sleep on my stomach
I got some bones in the closet, I think it's time for me to go and make a deposit
People saying I should stop it, murder is a puzzle, blood is the way I can solve it
Thinking to yourself is it all a dream no, really you are living in a nightmare
I don't need a team, I'm a get rid of each and everyone of you pitiful beings, everybody running but I'm right here
If you can bring guns and machetes and knives then I don't need a reason to fight fair
You can feel the breeze in the night air, maybe that means you are gonna die here