Let's Get This Terrible Party Started

(album: Strawberries And Cream - 2013)

Once every hundred thousand years the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls.
So take that pudding, pour it on your chest and let it melt down to your genitals.
It's go time.

Oh shit!
Congrats, your ass just got invited
To the party of your life
Are you motherfucking excited?
It's a Ninja Sex Party Party
So you know it's the shit
I hope you like fun, 'cause we're having it
Let's get this fucking party started!

Oh god!
It's all going down!
Fuck yeah!
Your life was bullshit until right now
Woohoo!
Go ahead and let your pants hit the floor
Your destiny awaits behind that door
Here we go!

Hey guys.
You... playing... Dungeons and Dragons, or...
[cough cough]

All right!
This party's off to a bit of a slow start
But soon it's gonna melt your brain
And bitchslap your heart
Check out this leaf collecting album
That I made back in Autumn
Don't get me started on balloons
You want 'em? We fucking got 'em!

And when the music starts to drop
The vibe's gonna change
We got the country themed bar mitzvah band
Shalom on the Range
The hot girls are showing up
I am so sorry you waited
But now they're finally inflated
So we can get this fucking party started!

Dear god!
The night is on fire!
This shit!
Would make a Hobbit say "to hell with the Shire"
Hooray!
Are you worthy? That's a definite maybe!
It's like "Amazing" and "Awesome" fucked and had a "Party" baby

Dance break!
I... I said dance everybody.
Why is that guy naked?
Alright this party sucks, Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind.