A Belated Valentine's Day Ditty

Of course I'm aware that it's Valentines Day
Had plenty of time to work out how to say
That I like you the appropriate amount
And I usually don't mind having you around

I'll pretend to like the things you like
If that's what'll keep you by my side
You made me watch Frozen seven times
And I never once said what was on my mind

(That fucking snowman)

Your eyes are good eyes
Probably better than 90% of other eyes
Please stay away from better looking guys
Oh, for you I'd consider beginning to exercise
(Possibly)

You might ask why
I did not buy
You something nice online
I thought you'd like this song of mine
How dare you suggest I ran out of time
(No, I didn't)

Please continue to think all my flaws are charming
Please don't find my daddy issues alarming
I can't promise you that the future will be bright
No, but I guarantee a life with me will be alright

(At least
At least alright
Maybe fine
But eh, not good)