An Attempt At Something Serious

(album: Sandwich - 2009)

[Jimmy: (plays guitar, sings)] Na na na na na na...na na...na na...
[Rob: (knocks on door)]
[Jimmy:] Yeah?
[Rob:] Hey Jimmy, sorry to interrupt, but uh, Big Jim just called, so give him a call back whenever you get a chance.
[Jimmy:] Alright sweet.
[Rob:] Cool dude. [closes door]
[Jimmy:] Thanks man. [door shuts, Jimmy plays more guitar and resumes singing] Na na na na na na na na na...na na na na naaa na naaa na naaa...
[Rob: (knocks, laughs)] Dude...[laughs]
[Jimmy:] Yeah?
[Rob:] Oh, y-you busy?
[Jimmy:] Um, I'm trying to write a serious...
[Rob:] Oh. I'm sorry dude. I'll...I'll leave you alone.
[Jimmy:] Thank you. [door closes] Alright. [plays more guitar and resumes singing] What if the world was made of rainbows...What if the world was made of rainbows...
[Rob: (comes in, laughs)] Dude, I'm sorry... [laughs] You just can't wait, man! You know what a funny word is?
[Jimmy:] Hm?
[Rob:] BALLS!!!
[Jimmy:] ...Thank you Rob.
[Rob:] No, no, think about it! Balls!
[Jimmy:] Alright, I get it Rob. I get it. Balls. Thank you. I'm... [taps guitar] ...writing a...song.
[Rob:] Okay okay. [leaves]
[Jimmy:] Fuck. Alright. [clears throat] Ah, okay, it was, uh... [plays guitar and sings] What if the world was made of rainbows, you would be the first one to be... [squeaking is heard]
[Rob:] Hey dude! Look what I found it's like a dog toy that's shaped like a shark and it... [squeaks toy] ...Squeaks.
[Jimmy:] I AM TRYING TO WRITE A SERIOUS SONG!
[Rob:] But-bu...
[Jimmy:] SERIOUS SONG! WHEN WE SELL A MILLION ALBUMS BECAUSE I WROTE A SERIOUS SONG, YOU WILL BE KISSING MY ASS! LEAVE ME ALONE... WITH THE... SQUEAKY... THING... PLEASE!
[Rob: (squeaks toy)]