The Power Of Pong (Re-Release)

(album: Random Encounters: Season 6 - 2016)

You are a fool not to trust the dark side!
I can read all your moves like a Prima player's guide!
Boom!

I bullseyed womp rats in a T-16!
I like to let the Wookie win, if you know what I mean!

Unleash the power of Pong!
One plain objective!
The power of Pong!
Super effective!

The power of Pong!
Take up your paddle!
The power of Pong's
An 8-bit battle between

You and me, we are nearly the same,
Except I totally rock and you stink at this game!
-ohh!

There's still good in you, but mostly just bad!
Maybe take off that mask so you can see who's your dad!

Unleash the power of Pong!
The force will guide you!
The power of Pong!
There's good inside you!

The power of Pong!
A physics throwdown!
The power of Pong's
A pixel showdown!

You're more annoying than your whiny twin sister
I, by the way, heard you totally kissed her...

You're more machine than man, yet you're still a huge

...I mean, jerk...

Your skills are weak! You have much to learn!
I didn't incinerate my dink in a volcano! Ooo, burn!
It is pointless to resist! There is no "try!"
You know gaming just as much as Phillips' CD-I!

You've got the power of Pong!
Insults and mom jokes!
The power of Pong!
Mind tricks and force chokes!

The power of Pong!
It's just a game, guys...
The power of Pong!
Of Pong!
Pong!
Pong!