Luigi's Mansion: The Musical

(album: Random Encounters: Season 9 - 2019)

I feel the presence of spirits from beyond
Poor souls that haven't left our plane
We can reveal them and coax them to respond
With wormwood seed and wilted thimbleweed
An ancient book to read
And now the words of the arcane!

We've got intruders
Invaders in our home
An infestation of green louse
What's up with this guy?
He's oddly monochrome
What's this thing do?
Hey, this guy's got one, too!
Perhaps the both of you
Should get the heck out of our house!

You're in our mansion and playing by our rules
A ghostly game of cat-and-mouse
We pull the strings here, pathetic mortal fools
The deck is stacked, so leave and don't come back
Pack up your fanny pack
And get the heck out of our house!

We're out to get you, to prey upon your fear
Till sweat comes pouring down your brows
It's no use hiding, 'cause we all know you're here
We'll haunt you for a million years or more
Please kindly shut the door!
When your courage finally bows
In our house!

Get the heck out of our house!