Ladylike / WHATTA BITCH

(album: Feel Your Feelings Fool! - 2017)

[Ladylike]

Be soft, be shy, read a book and learn to cook
Be nice, be dumb, clean the floors and wash your pores
Be light, be small, wear a dress below your knees, not less
Be insecure, be a wife, cater to a man for the rest of your life

[WHATTA BITCH]

I heard that that girl Lydia is such a fucking bitch
Well I heard that she's a feminist so she must not shave her pits
I heard that that girl Lydia is nothing but trouble
So if she comes your way well you better book it on the double

Lydia got asked out by this cute boy at my school, Jim
But apparently she said "no" 'cause she was just not into him
But clearly that's not true and she is just a lesbian
Or she's fucking crazy and belongs in the looney bin

I heard that that girl Lydia plays guitar or some shit
Well I heard she's in a band like, "Wow you're so cool we get it"
I heard that that girl Lydia is nothing but trouble
So if she comes your way well you better book it on the double