Lab Rat (Skit)

(album: To Whom It May Consume - 1999)

[Quote from Basketball Diaries:]

[Addict:]
Jimmy every other day you know my mother's been ragging on me
You know Jesus Mary and Joseph you've tried every other way
Go to church put yourself in Christ hands, so I do man I figure
Give it a shot, I dig Jesus so I go man high mass a choir and
Everything. The first thing I see on the right the side alter
Are those little candles in the glass in the red glass we used
To use when it was windy up in the park to cook up and then this
Alter boy is coming down the aisle with this six foot candle and
I vision this huge spoon above it man with like shoping bags full of
Dope inside of it and then the kicker comes man the preist starts
Doing his thing with the incense you know starts wafting out
I'm in the back it finally hits me where do I know this smell
From man? I don't know man its the smell exactly of really
Premo dope cooking up

[Jim Leonardo DiCaprio:]
Yeah?

[Addict:]
Exactly the same

[Jim:]
So what happened next?

[Addict (Preparing needle):]
At that point I split, I went home, I went inside to closet got
My stash out of the inside pocket of my shark skin Easter suit
And... I... got stoned. Ba bing... ba bang. I love the ritual