I Don't Want To Get Married (Deluxe Edition Bonus Track)

(album: Blood Red Roses - 2018)

Why don't you lay with me?
No, I can't do that
Why don't you touch me man?
No, I can't do that
Sit down on my big brass bed
Oh I mustn't do that
I know you fancy me
I may do that

I don't want to get married
It's too expensive
I don't want to get married
Can't stand her relatives
I don't want to get married
I have no motor car
I don't want to get married
I have no furniture

Why don't you call me up?
No I can't do that
Why don't you ask me out?
I can't do that
Come around and meet my mum
I may do that
She has some special rum
Ooo I may do that

I don't want to get married
I love my motorbike
I don't want to get married
I'm learning bagpipe
I don't want to get married
I can't afford it
I don't want to get married
She lives in Shoreditch

Give up that football team
I'll never do that
Stop going down the pub
You most be joking I'll never do that
Have you no future plan
Why would I do that
Are you a Gay Man?
I've never tried that

I don't want to get married
I love my cat and dog
I don't want to get married
I think I'll write a blog
I don't want to get married
It's not in my DNA
I don't want to get married
I am only forty-eight