Fairly Lame Fairly Tame

(album: Your Dad's Opinion For Dinner - 2018)

I'm no good with compliments and yet I'm still a narcissist
Dirty child with Catholic sacraments
Not optimistic or religious
Three coffees in the morning it's 8AM so save the talking I'll quickly find you really boring just steep the milk and get to pouring

And I can feel my organs close to dying
Three VB's ciggies mate I'm flying
I guess I'm also really shit at driving
My life's not really satisfying is it

I'm a realistic pessimist and I'm a societal little pest, I'm competitive, obnoxious and I don't know how to wear a dress
Fuck you and being depressed you're a kid you're not even 18 yet but don't you know best so no worries sink your beer and light a durry

And I can feel my organs close to dying
Three VB's ciggies mate I'm flying
I guess I'm also really shit at driving
My life's not really satisfying is it

Just another chick with a shitty song
Whinging 'bout the generation I'm born in being wrong
And I guess that you could call me cliché or insane and you'd be right I'm fairly lame and fairly tame
Just another chick with a shit guitar
Screaming to the local fucks at a lonely bar
Singing covers of songs you're sick of hearing that are never quite on par so here's an original and I swear that it's the last
Here's an original and I swear that it's the last