The Haitian Slam

(album: The Triumph Of Piracy - 2018)

Setting the course to Port-au-Prince
It's time to turn our faces to mince
Haitian scum has got to die
If you're with me all say AYE !

Here we go across the waves
Drinking rum and taking slaves
A pirate's life is just for me
Haiti is the place i'll be

Ha ha ha ! We're going to war
Kill a pirate, in a battle !
Ha ha ha ! It's time for more
Woa-oh-oh-oh

Raise your swords and fight together brothers
In an epic battle
Kill your foes and drink a lot of rum
We're doing the Haitian Slam

Digging for treasure is buckets of fun
But I would rather be shooting my gun
Killing a pirate, and killing a horse
Burning their ships, we have no remorse

Spending our gold on the local booze
It tastes like shit, who made this brew ?
Somebody here has got to pay
We'll kill you all, it's the pirate way

Ha ha ha ! We're going to war
Kill a pirate, in a battle !
Ha ha ha ! It's time for more
Woa-oh-oh-oh