Backwoods Discotheque Pt. 1

(album: K-Mart Disco - 2007)

Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque
Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah
If ya got a car and a kinky girl
You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah

No one knows who goes to the backwood club
And rubs their nub in the sludge bugs
If you got booze and a dirty boy
You're gonna love that club in the backwoods discotheque

In the sweat set met getting freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck.
You a drug love bug getting mushy on the pussy of a big pink love slug's drug hun.

Let's be friends to the end, can we pretend even though I thought my turkey was a hen yeah
If you take drugs with the thugs what you really need is hugs right now at the discotheque yeah

Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque
Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah
If ya got a car and a kinky girl
You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah

In the sweat set met getting freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck.
You a drug love bug getting mushy on the pussy of a big pink love slug's drug hun.

I walked into that goddamn club 'n they tried pulling my panties off, and throwing me on the pool table.
I said 'I like playing cards but you mothafuckas best not be playing poker with my asshole.'

I'm talking 'bout the backwoods, backwoods discotheque.
(Can you hear them calling, calling my name)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
Can you hear them calling (can you hear them calling)
Calling your name (calling your name calling your)
Can you hear them calling (Can you hear them calling)
Calling my name (calling my name, calling your calling your...)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
(...calling your calling your calling your calling your...)
The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque.
(...calling your calling your calling your calling your calling your name)