Boxman For President

(album: If Music Were Real - 2011)

My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres
I know I'm gonna win cause I'm better than the rest
I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed
And I'm the best dressed, but I digress

The North to the South to the East to the West
America will look like less of a mess
McCain's not the best, I must confess
Now let me try to express my detest

1 He's bald and stanky
2 He's old and cranky
3 He's got hair on his back
4 He smokes a lot of crack

As you can see, John McCain is a joke
He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke
The other candidates will feel the pain
When I blaze the trail with my campaign

Boxman is runnin for president
Boxman is the number one candidate
Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox
Boxman is the only man in a box

Barack Obama's not the right choice either
If it was up to me you'd vote for neither
Both McCain and Obama should get the axe
Just let me tell you these Obama facts

1 He's got a chubby belly
2 His pits are really smelly
3 Osama's his brother
4 He slept with my mother

So please make the right choice and vote for me
You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy
I guarantee health care would be free
And every day of your life would be filled with glee

Now let's talk about the war in Iraq
And how we're wasting our time with that crap
It'd be faster with my new policy
To just nuke each enemy country

Boxman is runnin for president
Boxman is the number one candidate
Boxman will steal Obama's socks
Boxman is the only man in a box

Let's stop wasting money on education
And quit spending cash on transportation
Let's focus on something for the population
Like the eradication of constipation

So when it comes time for you to choose
Which candidate will wear the president's shoes
You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why
Cause my vice president is this guy