Ultimate Douchebag Medley

(album: Shut Up! And Listen - 2015)

As long as I'm wealthy,
I'll never be starving,
Never be homeless,
Never be broke.
As long as I'm wealthy,
My toilet is platinum,
My toothbrush is rhino horn,
Wipe my ass with gold.
As long as I'm wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy,
Wealth wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy.

One time
Cops came into my house
And found a bunch of weed;
Then I made my black friend
Take the blame for me.
One time
One time
One one time
One one tie tie time!

I got a bunch of tattoos (Ay) got tattoos
If you read them,
You can get clues. (You can get clues)
To what I had for lunch
Shit dawg I got a bunch.
On my neck,
On my back,
On my chest,
On my abs,
A bunch of tattoos.

Uh, uh,
You love me.
Haha.

I like to pee in buckets
And throw eggs at my neighbors.
Make kissy faces at the camera,
Spit on my fans and haters.
I love Selena Gomez
But I love Brazilian prostitutes more.
Swaggy!
I like to pee in buckets!
Ain't no other words rhyme with more.
I like to pee in buckets!
Ain't no other words rhyme with more.

Uh, uh,
You love me.
Eh.

I totally wish I was black
So people may say it and whack.
Totally wish, to-to-totally wish

And ohh
I want to run all over the paparazzi.
And ohh
Splatter them over the hood
Of my two million dollar Bugatti.

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby no.
Like baby, baby, baby ohh.
Like!

Swag my
Swag my
Sag my pants past my dick
Oh yeah.
Past my dick.
Looks like I pooed in it.
Oh yeah.
Pooed in it.
Sag my pants past my dick
Oh yeah.
Past my dick.
Looks like I pooed in it.
Oh yeah.
Pooed in it.