Assassin's Creed IV Rock Anthem

Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map

[HOOK]
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murdering fools for free
[REPEAT]

They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades
And maybe a little scurvy

Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumbass hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your ass
If you mess with my pirate band

I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it

I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sitting on my lap

[CHORUS]
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting bootie with the cuties 'cause I do what I please

Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pass
Kissing those sexy wenches
Because I'm a freaking pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are bitches

[HOOK x2]

Boarding your ship to pillage and kill
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship

Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbing your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick

I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a badass beard
You can't touch it

I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps

[CHORUS]

[HOOK x2]

Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freaking all

I wake up ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't give a fuck ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Love to drink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
I stink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't shower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Make bitches cower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Getting booty ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Taking doodies ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Far from home ('Cause I'm a pirate)
All alone

[CHORUS]

[HOOK x2]