Indoor Soccer

(album: Sports - 2012)

Big whatever to the pussyfooting feathered
Headdresses on a shroud
Massive machete that shit is getting heavy
Though you knew me, don't know me now

Don't you let down my good friends
Don't you fuck with my pals
Straight through the town
You drive around
Quit following my friends
All over the secret garden
All over the secret garden
He lives in the secret garden

Jerks at work freeze kitties on their breaks
The cats meow, you hint and hound
Don't have to use a safe word
Bathrooms stalls, pedestrian malls
And psycho clinic showered heads you use 'em cleverly

Didn't you forget balloons on my birthday
Why did you fuck with my self esteem, man?
Straight through the town
You drive around
I need a line to my head, space

All over the secret garden
All over the secret garden
He lives in the secret garden
He's not invincible, no, my darling
I'm not invincible when I fall
The tangle go in the secret garden
I fucking hate playing indoor soccer