Fortnite Freestyle

[Upchurch:]
Only three people left, I got this
Killing shit long range like Fortnite
I'm fidding to tuck these haters in and whoop your head boy till it's nite nite
These bars are bedtime stories best to pick the shit I'm spitting
I'm sicker than HIV from sucking and drunk kissing
So won't you miss me with that girly shit your studios in a cheap salon
I'm here to chop careers in half with my hair done up like I'm Mulan
I got a dragon spitting fire when I transform into the other me
The side that's going HAM like I'm higher than Thanksgiving feast
And I'm gonna put you in the oven and slow bake you at a high degree
Rip your legs off, eat them bitches, know that you ain't running shit
You tripped on Bass Pro and fell on the other side
Then woke up in the parking lot and took a selfie with a random ride
Hashtag these nuts you lamb chop looking honkey
I ain't gotta drop a addy 'cause you know where to find me
You been to my house twice, I treated you with full respect
And now your trash talking trash always gets put in the bag
And then it's thrown in my truck, and then it's dropped at the dump
You'll be the only shotgun in the south setting collecting dust
Yeah I finally said fuck it, you 'bout as lethal as a musket
Fuck your interview on Instagram them numbers had to plummet
'Cause when my face left the screen my whole squad coming with me
Only reason you hating is 'cause your analytics cringey
Your music videos look like the Wiggles of Molly's Big Comfy Couch
But you wouldn't know about Molly you got my dick in your mouth
And I'm starting to wonder if you wanna take me on a date
You say my name more than chicks that are strapped down to my bed frame
Yeah, fifty shades of Church on a track and it's fucking reckless
I'm gonna take your damn career and wear it like a spinning necklace
"Look, I got swag now y'all"
You got as much swag as a man that can at Gander Mountain
And yeah I know you're thirsty but you ain't sipping out my fowl
High quality H2O, I'm going two truck everlasting
While I walk this earth my brain power is fucking supernatural
You're poking the bear where there's berries growing on bushes
Asking to get bit where there ain't no recovery stupid
You're the dumbest dog at the pound that likes to hump electric fences
Constantly fucking yourself until your balls are burned crispy
And now I'm here with a knife to perform a hella harsh vasectomy
I'm sick and fucking tired of wack rappers that's talking shit to me
Go ahead and talk your shit, shut your fucking closet door
Write some shit that matters you trend hopping fucking selfie whore

[Adam Calhoun (Upchurch):]
Yeah, hey church, I got you brother
I'm on my fuck shit, you still on that truck shit
Get your ass truck stiffed, I'm not one to fuck with
Your rap style sucks dick, wassup bitch
Why you taking selfies like a girl, duck lips
How you gonna shoot that shot with that little musket
Big guns make holes and rearrange your guts quick
What the fucks a Shotgun Shane, if two kings with gold rings
You still filling up your tank, scraping up loose change
Heat 'em up Lu Kang, assassinate Hussein
Tie 'em up to a tree, that's the only time you hang
You can't sit with us, we taking over Jack
You gotta better chance shitting in your hands and just clap
God knows you can't rap or throw hands (hell no)
Let us do the man shit, grab Hosier and go slow dance you both fags
Bitching like some old hags
(Two basic bitches that forgot to grab your Tampax)