Keith Frazier (Freestile)

Dagburururn

I never shoulder checked Keith Frazier
That was a setup for the cops to come and get me later
They mad I got rap skills of a hefty 8th grader
Creek Squad, haters all squared, graph paper
Haters made of potatoes
On my nuts and they love the flavor
Police always stalling, dictator
Upchurch meet me in the middle, equator
Then he drove to Paintsville
I found out my town was traitors
Wendy at Wendy's ain't nothing but a dumb waiter
When she gets off work, her tires'll be deflated
Yeah, I'm snapping Alligator with allegations
Protesting out front of the local police station
With my megaphone higher than modern aviation
And the Pentagon said that they seen a real spaceship
I'ma get a DUI in a UFO
Yelling, "Dagburn" in space to big booty space holes
Check my OnlyFans, I got pictures of my toes
To step the Stanky Legg 'til my ankles smells froze
I spit and stay moist, steady dripping with the flows
Swamp ass on my cargo shorts, I suppose
My hairline looks like some for real gang signs
CapriSun in my pocket in twenty minutes of hangtime
Polo shirt like it's 1999
Do a W with my fingers even though this is the north side
My compass quit working, I forgot where I was
Call me the lint roller, always looking for fuzz
"I'm just a normal guy", that's what I tell detectives
When they ask a bunch of questions and I sweat 'cause it is hectic
Dagburn, I'm bussing a left turn
So many ashes in my car my minivan's a big urn
Dagburn, the court can't be adjourned
I made up a new law, my brain did a u-turn
Yeah, Paintsville plotting with the CIA
That's why I be in the bush with a battery bank
My ex-wife with my dad, just the other day
To distract me while the feds put cameras at my place
They found out that I study algorithm
They found out I have girly mannerisms
And I don't know nothing 'bout a stolen Chevy Prism
Ask in ten minutes and I might be snitching
Listen, I'm a God-fearing Christian
I talk about the Bible when I'm in a bad position
Which tends to be a lot, for a walking contradiction
Stick my nose in people's business, sniffing like a booty expedition
Give me a dip cup, the mixup is mixed up
Kansas Rebel Man ain't even from that state
Bruh, the proof is on my phone of everything in the world
I'm filing charges on boys, animals, and girls
Yeah, it's all filing in my favorite
So I can stack y'alls money as high as a skyscraper
Son, you know I'm balling, hey, Google the Lakers
I need to know the name of the most valuable player
I gotta tell him I'm the greatest content creator
Try to press their button, which is hard because I suck at multiplayer
And one last thing, do me a favor
Kiss the mayor, and hey, I'm innocent Keith Frazier

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See y'all later
I'm quitting the internet but I'll be back in three minutes
Bitches
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